Sara Makes Empassioned Plea for Readers to Return

Blogger Sara held a press conference Thursday in an attempt to reclaim readers and redeem her angered blog. Reports find the Sara's Sink blog has not been updated since August of 2009.
"I want to apologize for my shameful behavior," Sara stated in the press conference. "I have abandoned not only my blog, but my readers as well. There isn't one thing that led to my straying. All I can say is that I am ashamed of my behavior and vow to never let it happen again." It was noted a solitary tear fell down Sara's cheek as she spoke.
Experts surmise that several factors may have led to Sara's horrible treatment of her blog. "We often see behavior like this in females her age. They begin to worry about settling for just any blog and begin to look for companionship elsewhere," said psychblogigist Dr. Morten.
"Although I haven't met with Sara, I have heard reports that she started crocheting on the side. The numbing action of the needle may have just been too strong. Of course pure unadulterated laziness may also be to blame."
She may be able to recover from this though. But she will have to make some drastic changes. No more will she be allowed to make random postings when she feels like it. She will need to show committment to this relationship."
Sara's Sink stood silently next to Sara during the press conference, rejecting Sara's outstretched hand. When questioned by reporters, the Sink would only answer, "She needs to earn me back."