Slightly Overweight Gal Goes for a Walk, and it's further than the fridge!

Sara is now in training for a 5K charity walk to help fight lupus. Won't you sponsor her and help battle lupus? It's easy to donate, just click on https://www.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=302618&lis=0&kntae302618=FEF7700D938241B69A44E15973113475&supId=250923965
Then you'll be at Sara's personal website. Here you can learn about lupus, find out why Sara's participating and make your generous donation. Any amount is appreciated, but Sara will waddle faster the more money she gets.
Sara's also looking forward to whatever snacks they serve after the walk. Better not be any nasty Power Bars.

Mutant Mucus Monster Attacks Raleigh Woman!

On March 19, sometime between the hours of 7 pm and 11 pm, an unidentified 30-year old woman(although some eye witnesses say she didn't look a day over 21) was mysteriously overtaken by a mucus monster. Authorities said the woman appeared to be normal while watching a rerun of "The Family Guy"(the episode where Peter finds a Native American skull that he urinates in). But by the time "Ugly Betty" had started, it was too late; the mucus monster had taken hold of the woman's sinus cavity.

Authorities first on the crime scene said despite efforts, they were unable to apprehend the criminal. As soon as they entered the victim's residence, the mucus monster fled to nasal cavities beyond their reach.
Scientist Herbert Nasaline, who was on the scene soon after the event, said this was one the worst attacks he has ever encountered. "At this point, I'd say the prognosis for the victim is fair, at best. Perhaps with several days of snotular evacuation, the victim will return to normal life."
Although he also added, "From the looks of the victim's cleaning habits, she was never normal before the attack."

Fat-free Ranch Needs Some Fat! On verge of anorexia!

Send your bacon drippings, FryDaddy contents and lipo leftovers to the Kraft dressing factory! Fat-Free Ranch is nearing starvation. Even carrot and celery sticks are refusing to be dipped, concerned with the state of the dressing. Full-fat foods like pizza, chicken wings and french fries won't go near it for fear of their own reputation being marred.
Some food experts argue that an addition of fat won't even save the dressing and that tough love is the only answer. "Leave the dressing in the store along with fat-free mayos and cheeses, and Splenda while you're at it," Dr. VonCheddarburg of the McFatterstein Institute says. "As long as there are skinny girls willing to eat the vile dressing, the companies will still make it."

Wow, my blog looks like crap!

This is my initial attempt at a blog.
A few things to keep in mind:
1. I earned a low "C" in seventh-grade keyboarding class.
2. I earned an even lower"C" in my college computer editing class.
3. I live in 1975 and I don't have a computer at home. This means my additions will be done mostly at work. Mostly while trying to dodge the peering eyes of nosy children and even nosier co-workers.
4. It's been a bit since I've written anything besides a student loan check, so don't expect anything too witty, amusing or even remotely coherent, at least for awhile

Thanks for reading,
Sara