Send your bacon drippings, FryDaddy contents and lipo leftovers to the Kraft dressing factory! Fat-Free Ranch is nearing starvation. Even carrot and celery sticks are refusing to be dipped, concerned with the state of the dressing. Full-fat foods like pizza, chicken wings and french fries won't go near it for fear of their own reputation being marred.
Some food experts argue that an addition of fat won't even save the dressing and that tough love is the only answer. "Leave the dressing in the store along with fat-free mayos and cheeses, and Splenda while you're at it," Dr. VonCheddarburg of the McFatterstein Institute says. "As long as there are skinny girls willing to eat the vile dressing, the companies will still make it."
Some food experts argue that an addition of fat won't even save the dressing and that tough love is the only answer. "Leave the dressing in the store along with fat-free mayos and cheeses, and Splenda while you're at it," Dr. VonCheddarburg of the McFatterstein Institute says. "As long as there are skinny girls willing to eat the vile dressing, the companies will still make it."
tee-hee. Let the skinny bitches have their dressing...and the cancer from all the chemically denatured ingredients. Ranch dressing shouldn't be transparent!!
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