On March 19, sometime between the hours of 7 pm and 11 pm, an unidentified 30-year old woman(although some eye witnesses say she didn't look a day over 21) was mysteriously overtaken by a mucus monster. Authorities said the woman appeared to be normal while watching a rerun of "The Family Guy"(the episode where Peter finds a Native American skull that he urinates in). But by the time "Ugly Betty" had started, it was too late; the mucus monster had taken hold of the woman's sinus cavity.
Authorities first on the crime scene said despite efforts, they were unable to apprehend the criminal. As soon as they entered the victim's residence, the mucus monster fled to nasal cavities beyond their reach.
Scientist Herbert Nasaline, who was on the scene soon after the event, said this was one the worst attacks he has ever encountered. "At this point, I'd say the prognosis for the victim is fair, at best. Perhaps with several days of snotular evacuation, the victim will return to normal life."
Although he also added, "From the looks of the victim's cleaning habits, she was never normal before the attack."
Authorities first on the crime scene said despite efforts, they were unable to apprehend the criminal. As soon as they entered the victim's residence, the mucus monster fled to nasal cavities beyond their reach.
Scientist Herbert Nasaline, who was on the scene soon after the event, said this was one the worst attacks he has ever encountered. "At this point, I'd say the prognosis for the victim is fair, at best. Perhaps with several days of snotular evacuation, the victim will return to normal life."
Although he also added, "From the looks of the victim's cleaning habits, she was never normal before the attack."
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