Break out the Pepto and Immodium A.D.!
Despite the raging drug wars and rampant swine flu diarrhea that is currently plaguing Mexico, Raleigh resident Sara has booked a two-week getaway to Cancun. She will spend her winter holiday at Temptations, an adult-only resort. The hotel's website boasts a "variety of games and activities for the unihibited guests looking for a good time", topless optional swimming pools( or perhaps not too optional if Sara doesn't start going to the gym) and coffee makers in evey room.
This of course will all be lost on Sara as she will probably not remember 90 percent of her vacation. Friends of Sara will perhaps recall her initial trip to Temptations (formerly Blue Bay Resort) in 2002. After a long afternoon of "rail" tequila shots at the resorts swim-up bar and some rumored tongue twisting with a kind-of ugly Canadian, Sara was stumbling her way back to the room. Here the story becomes a bit blurred, as does Sara's vision, but it appeared that Sara's flip flop got caught in the rustic stonework of the pathway. This led to the unfortunate meeting of Sara's eye with a stone planter. After the entire experience, Sara was most upset that her vacation mates had not woke her for dinner at the Italian restarurant.
Sara wil be joined on her vacation by the ever trouble-making Megan Metten of Saint Paul, Minnesota. Megan has escorted Sara on all of her previous ventures south of the border and has assured Sara that this trip will be as spirited as ever. "Whenever Sara and I get together, good times, great food and plenty of drinks are guaranteed. And sometimes our panties get lost."
Of course this trip will be a little different for Sara as she has a significant other in her life. Chuck Machuga, Sara's boyfriend, was reached by phone for comment.
"Whatever, that bitch can just miss my birthday (December 26) again. I'm glad she didn't invite me. I don't like the sun anyway. I'm fair-skinned." The interview was cut short when Sara smacked Chuck.
Sara said she wil prepare for her trip in the coming months by going to the gym more, being smart and saving her money, and cutting back on her drinking. And maybe by having mokeys fly out of her ass.
Despite the raging drug wars and rampant swine flu diarrhea that is currently plaguing Mexico, Raleigh resident Sara has booked a two-week getaway to Cancun. She will spend her winter holiday at Temptations, an adult-only resort. The hotel's website boasts a "variety of games and activities for the unihibited guests looking for a good time", topless optional swimming pools( or perhaps not too optional if Sara doesn't start going to the gym) and coffee makers in evey room.
This of course will all be lost on Sara as she will probably not remember 90 percent of her vacation. Friends of Sara will perhaps recall her initial trip to Temptations (formerly Blue Bay Resort) in 2002. After a long afternoon of "rail" tequila shots at the resorts swim-up bar and some rumored tongue twisting with a kind-of ugly Canadian, Sara was stumbling her way back to the room. Here the story becomes a bit blurred, as does Sara's vision, but it appeared that Sara's flip flop got caught in the rustic stonework of the pathway. This led to the unfortunate meeting of Sara's eye with a stone planter. After the entire experience, Sara was most upset that her vacation mates had not woke her for dinner at the Italian restarurant.
Sara wil be joined on her vacation by the ever trouble-making Megan Metten of Saint Paul, Minnesota. Megan has escorted Sara on all of her previous ventures south of the border and has assured Sara that this trip will be as spirited as ever. "Whenever Sara and I get together, good times, great food and plenty of drinks are guaranteed. And sometimes our panties get lost."
Of course this trip will be a little different for Sara as she has a significant other in her life. Chuck Machuga, Sara's boyfriend, was reached by phone for comment.
"Whatever, that bitch can just miss my birthday (December 26) again. I'm glad she didn't invite me. I don't like the sun anyway. I'm fair-skinned." The interview was cut short when Sara smacked Chuck.
Sara said she wil prepare for her trip in the coming months by going to the gym more, being smart and saving her money, and cutting back on her drinking. And maybe by having mokeys fly out of her ass.
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